G. Scott Tomlin
G. Scott Tomlin (as told by Hailey and Sam)
Hi! We are the owner of the Comics Dungeon, Scott Tomlin's, kids, and we know the real truth about his SECRET ORIGIN! Or, atleast we took the time to make up some crazy lie. It all started when he bought a chunk of Red Kryptonite. Doc Oc, who was tired of DC's cast of well-know characters, decided that he had only two choices. One, get the Kryptonite. Two, hire some highly trained shark-ninjas. But, he would have to clean the car, then go pick them up, then fold out the couch. So, in the end, he settled on stealling the Kryptonite.
Dad was on his way home from work, when suddenly, out of nowhere, a huge bucket of sand fell on his car!
"Meet the Sandman, umm, name?" Doc Oc shouted from above.
"Scott." Dad said.
"Meet the Sandman, Scott!" Doc Oc yelled from his helicopter! For a while, Dad was freaked out. But, it only took about 5 minutes to figure out that the "Sandman", was just a bucket of sand. "Yeah, we are kinda low on super-villans in Spiderman right now, okay?" Doc Oc said. "With all the movies, everyone is acting in it."
"Except you?" Dad asked.
"Nobody asked you!" Doc Oc shouted in rage.
After a while, Doctor Octopus went back to his secret headquarters. After asking his secretary to call the movie studios, he began to work on a better plan (kinda). The next day, a spider on a string dropped over the bench at lunch. Amazingly, this didn't get Doc Oc the Kryptonite. The next day's plans were very similar. The trash was full whenever we unwrapped something, the socks didn't match, and quarters went missing. On the fifth day, Doc Oc came again.
"Face my silly string!" He said.
"No wonder he wasn't picked for the movie." Dad mumbled.
After another week, Dad finally gave Doctor Octopus the Kryptonite, just because he was so annoying. In return, Doc Oc gave him the power to read comics, alot. Kinda strange power, but, whatever. So, to help improve his skills with his power, he bought the Comics Dungeon, and that is all that has happened until now, really.